my private part died

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 6:03:03

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that; my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 15:42:51

That's a good one there ... lol

Post 3 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 7:50:17

Hahahaha Dan. Once again, a very good one!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 10:58:52

wow; good one indeed!! LMAO.

Post 5 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 12:06:02

I wonder what the funeral for it would be like. Roflmfao!

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 06-Mar-2010 2:02:14

Alright! Lmao! Good one.
Yeah, who, I mean--what would he bury it in?

Post 7 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 07-Mar-2010 13:23:57

Hahahahaha

Laughter is the best medicine when you need it!

Thank you!

Post 8 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 07-Mar-2010 19:01:59

Maybe he'll "bury it" inside Nurse Tracy. Lol. Sorry, it's in my blood to say the first thing that comes in to my head.

Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 08-Mar-2010 3:25:25

lol hahaha!. she'd enjoy that. lol

Post 10 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 08-Mar-2010 14:08:09

Hahahaha! that's a good joke in itself!

Post 11 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Wednesday, 10-Mar-2010 0:38:48

Lol, an oldie but a goody! Love this one.